I only want what I can't have

thefingerfucker:

cosmicfuck:

mastuhbate:

Why does this have so many notes

^because it looks like a little lion

because fuck you 

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inh4leswift:

Vitamin Water

looks like vodka to me

idk man, looks like pink lemonade

you’re all dumb it looks like coffee

you guys are crazy, that looks like coke.

are you deaf? can you not see that it’s water…. 

deaf? i think you mean blind. nevertheless, it’s obv milk

are you mute? thats NyQuil idiots…

Wow guys? Grow up, it’s obviously a taco.

Clever joke about how this shit’s not vitamin water when this shit is fucking vitamin water.

SHUT UP CARTER YOU’RE NOT FUN IT’S NOT FUCKIN VITAMIN WATER    

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tonyperryeatsturtles:

Anyone curious as to why he’s thinking about Oprah licking his face tho

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