I only want what I can't have

bootipop:

Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room

(via nicotine-poisoning)

tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

(via weirdteenblogger)

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

(via weirdteenblogger)

pingustolemysanity:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world

Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week

(via yourfuturemc)

scuzzmutt:

[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]
[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]
[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]
[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]
[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]
[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]
[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]
[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]
[SLAMS THE DOOR]

(via weirdteenblogger)

galehawthorne:

isn’t your first birthday technically your second

(via weirdteenblogger)

imjohnlocked:

boredsociopath:

Did you hear about the prank Moriarty pulled last January?

Sherlock totally fell for it.

(Source : willgrahammys, via paulascorner)