People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.
Why do dudes only send nudes when they are horny or jerking off or something? I send nudes anytime I’m feeling cute and I don’t think you have to jerk off to it, just appreciate my nudity, maybe I want to appreciate your’s too. Light looks cool coming through the window? put your dick under it, let me see that, wow brings a tear to my eye.
“I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show”—Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via andisaysthings)